Wednesday, August 20, 2008

5/6 THE TRANNY DIARIES




Talk about a niche market. Tonight’s challenge? Create a new look for a drag queen. Hearty boy and owner of perhaps our favorite guffaw in the universe, Chris March (from Season Four), presented the mission -- you must remember the wonderful laugh and in the finale, his human hair adorned clothes – yes? In Viking garb complete with sci-fi sequin bosoms and horns, well, our fellow Chris was quite a sight.

The “models,” too, were something else with names like Hedda Lettuce, Farrah Moans, Sweetie, LeMay, Miss Understood and Annida Greenkard but far more bizarre than how they looked in drag, was seeing them sans costumes. Yeesh, they aren’t the prettiest gals, and without the glitz they’re regular, in some cases, nebbishy, guys.

Winner Joe got it right on the money when he decided to design a Halloween costume – like he would for his daughters -- though he went totally Pepto-Bismol pink on his model Varla Jean. His gal was going for an Ann-Margret meets Love Boat vibe and his cute sequined jumpsuit with belt that guest judge RuPaul said, um, “hid the candy,” was really charming and fit the persona. “It was a match made in heaven,” said RuPaul. Look, sometimes fashion must entertain, and this well-fitting bon bon did it.

As for Daniel, who was aufed for his dullard, normal, bad dress shop Flamenco style gown, well, we haven’t loved his attitude one bit during the show – hence the moniker Prima-Daniel – but we felt sorry for him in this particular challenge. He withers when criticized and had he been a little open to suggestion – well, it could have been Keith who got the axe for his tangled, sloppy Tina Turner wannabe rag that once again featured patches and strips. Michael Kors called it a “sad chicken.” Keith weeps uncontrollably when Daniel is booted, but we had to wonder if perhaps these were tears of joy, because he was saved for another day. Daniel is probably a sweet guy; hope he lightens up in real life.

We think Jerell’s sequin dress for LeMay with its fab pop-up lizard collar was clever, but the judges said it was a “yawn.” They kvelled over Terri’s Gene Simmons-meets-Diana Ross Kabuki job – for us, not so great. Korto really captured fire for Sweetie in her boom-laka-laka red confection – there was a real Divine quality there, and Stella’s Vivienne Westwood-dominatrix number was great.

The gang is getting sickalicious of Blayne’s overused suffix, and he was lucky to be spared tonight for his malfunctioning ensemble which Tim said looked like a “pterodactyl out of gay Jurassic park.”

It’s nice that these dresses will be auctioned off for charity by Broadway Cares and the proceeds will go to fight AIDS, but we’re wondering who’s buying.

Here’s the question of the night posed by Bravo. Who would you rather see in drag?
Michael Kors (he got 46% of the votes) or Tim Gunn (54%). We’re absolutely dying to know what you think. Let us know.

– Anne Bratskeir

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're right that the most astonishing part of the episode was seeing them out of drag. What a contrast. At first, I really liked the kimono outfit until I realized that what I liked most was the makeup, which doesn't speak as well for the outfit. I can see why they chose Joe, but I personally preferred Korto's outfit for Sweetie. But I will go with the majority -- I would rather see Tim Gunn in drag.

Anonymous said...

What a fun show! I completely agreed with their choice for winner this time. Thought Joe was "right on" with the, as you call it pepto-bismal pink, jump suit...it was great! I thought Keith should have been kicked off--his outfit was hideous and, I think, missed the whole point--not fun at all. Also loved the names of the models...particularly Hedda Lettuce, although her outfit was more reminiscent of a crocodile in a Disney movie, but then again, they were supposed to be outrageous, right?? Personally, I would love to see Tim in drag, now that would be terrific!

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Anonymous said...

Usually I keep my cable box locked on Women's Entertainment and the Food Network, however I was lucky enough to catch this episode of Project Runway. WOW. Great blog. Gotta love those trannies!

I really hope my wife doesn't read this.

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